Where are you John Boy??

We have been waiting patiently for little John Boy to come out and play but he must be sleeping or something. Poor Grandma is about to have the big one as if she is the one having this baby. She was up all night waiting for the phone to ring but no bananas. I have extra duct tape ready for this one cause if he is anything like his brothers I will need it. I ask Karen if she could just hold off till my Birthday but she said things I wouldn't repeat. She is getting a little feisty right now and best I just back off. She has trained me well. Hurry up John Boy, I have a surprise waiting for you.